Feb
10
Snowmageddon causing a shortage of condoms
(via)
“DC residents are intent on screwing their way out of the snow… do you buy the Magnums and hope, or do you find other means of making it through the shortage?”
“Who wants to bet we see a spike in births come November? …or maybe just an uptick in anti-biotic prescriptions in March?”
“Shelves are showing a good supply of lube, though. Make of that what you will.”
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. This is hilarious.